Why McCain will win

Hillary Clinton: I am the Candidate of Change!

John Edwards: But I am the Substance of Change!!

Barack Obama: I have the Blueprint for Change!!!!

John McCain: I am an Agent of Change!!!

…and as the agent of change, I get 30% upfront and 10% of your residuals. Fork it over Dems!

Hey Hillary - what the hell? This candidacy isn’t worth spit! And Edwards trying to broker substance? You’re killing me!

Aw well, at least I can pawn the blueprints.

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