Hillary Clinton: I am the Candidate of Change!
John Edwards: But I am the Substance of Change!!
Barack Obama: I have the Blueprint for Change!!!!
John McCain: I am an Agent of Change!!!
…and as the agent of change, I get 30% upfront and 10% of your residuals. Fork it over Dems!
Hey Hillary – what the hell? This candidacy isn’t worth spit! And Edwards trying to broker substance? You’re killing me!
Aw well, at least I can pawn the blueprints.
