…with my line of GOP Loyalist Clothespins!!
The November election is coming soon!! But are you worried about holding your nose while pulling the lever? You’re not alone – with today’s unfortunate choices, many GOP voters are.
Well, worry no more!! Just pick up the GOP Loyalist Clothespin, and you can enjoy hands-free voting while you do your onerous duty!!
The GOP Loyalist Clothespin – for the voter with no choice!
Gotta work on my ad copy a little.
February 7, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Does it come in hot pink, lime green, or banana yellow?
And we need little spongy cushions where it pinches the nose too.
Otherwise… perfect.
February 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Maybe a little Mexican flag.
February 7, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Oh that’s hilarious! Can I get one that covers my eyes too? I’d rather not see what I’m doing either.
February 7, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Silly goose.
February 8, 2008 at 9:02 pm
CLothespins bruise your nose. Maybe try one of those breathe right things.
April 28, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I’m all for the stylish colors and the cushioning too.
You could even promote it with a tv ad that says – BONUS – Free shammy towel for any crying you may need to do afterwards! :D
p.s. – I’ll take just a small royalty for that idea.