Stupid Criminals: Back to the Basics

A Colorado criminal embracing the primitive:

Grand Junction police are looking for a man who tried to hold up a food store with a rock and a stick.

Sergeant Stan Ancell says a teenage robber went in to the C & F Food Store with a rock early Sunday morning and demanded money.

The clerk refused, prompting the suspect to throw the rock at the employee.

He missed.

The suspect later returned with a stick and demanded money — but the clerk refused again and called police.

Wait till he discovers the wheel for his getaways.

I don’t think I can take it anymore

It’s been nearly 6 months since I last posted here, and almost 4 months since I was posting fairly regularly at JunkYardBlog. But now, I don’t think I can restrain myself for even another day.

I’m gonna commence to bloggin’.

I’d like to write some more posts for JYB, but I need to get my chops back before I sully See-Dubya’s place with weak commentary. So starting Monday night, I’m going to pound out some posts to see if I can get the groove back.

I got the graphin’ fevah.